Hello world – I’m Gerd, the gerdiest gerd girl there is. I have a great life with my Momma, Dadda, and Brudder.
Most days, I hang out with my Momma.
My Momma writes kidz bookz and she and I were talkin’ one day.
Momma: Gerds, we should do something with books together. What do you think?
Me: MOMMA. GRRRRRREAT idea. Hows about I tell people about bookz I love and you love?
Momma: PURRRRRRFECT
Me: ::rolled my eyes:: Momma. No cat jokes, okay?
Momma: Okay, okay. What should we call it?
And then she wuz thinkin’ and I wuz thinkin’ and then we both said it at the same time:
THE GERD WORD
So every Wednesday, starting some Wednesday real soon, Momma is gonna pick bookz she likes, and she’s gonna read thems to me, and then we’re gonna share our talkz about them. It’ll be A+ because the gerd life is nothing but A+’s.
